Tin Foil Hat Time!

All right you conspiracy theory guys! It is time to celebrate weirdness! Are you ready?!? Today is officially 12/12/12! AND, there is a “New Moon” meaning 0% illuminated, and the moon is 363,549 km from Earth today! Which is 225,899 miles. Huh? How cool is that? Wanna make something of it?

Plus, a 16 foot asteroid JUST missed hitting earth on Tuesday! Check it out!

A 16-foot asteroid narrowly missed Earth by a mere 8,900 miles on Tuesday morning

And, thanks to the amazing power of spelling checkers on computers, 1 out of 5 kids will get a visit from “satan” this year for Christmas! Is it a weird time, or what?

More Stupid User Tricks!

I know, you guys just LOVE “Stupid User Tricks!” Well, here’s some more for you!

Keep in mind, these are REAL, I’m not making these up!


Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”


Customer: “I clicked ‘Remove Pending Deals’ and now the pending deal is gone!”


Customer: “Do I have to be online to backup online?”


Customer: “How many pins does a sixteen-pin cable have?”


Customer: “I have a message on my screen that says: ‘Disk Full’. What can that be?”
Tech Support: “Maybe your disk is full.”
Customer: “Hmmm. OK.”


But, wait, there’s more, check this link:

Stupid User Tricks

Google Scientists Create a Computer That Finds Cats on the Internet!

Lime CatNo, I’m not kidding! Imagine not knowing what a cat is, but “discovering” the concept of “cat” and then being able to identify “essential catness” enough to find cats on the Internet. Well, now imagine that it is a computer doing that. Cool! That’s what Google engineers have wrought!

Google scientists find evidence of machine learning

“Google scientists working in the company’s secretive X Labs have made great strides in using computers to simulate the human brain.

Best known for inventing self-driving cars and augmented-reality eyewear, the lab created a neural network for machine learning by connecting 16,000 computer processors and then unleashed it on the Internet. Along the way, the network taught itself to recognize cats.

While the act of finding cats on the Internet doesn’t sound all that challenging, the network’s performance exceeded researchers’ expectations, doubling its accuracy rate in identifying objects from a list of 20,000 items, according to a New York Times report.

To find the cats, the team fed the network thumbnail images chosen at random from more than 10 billion YouTube videos. The results appeared to support biologists’ theories that suggest that neurons in the brain are trained to identify specific objects.

‘We never told it during the training, ‘This is a cat,” Google fellow Jeff Dean told the newspaper. ‘It basically invented the concept of a cat.’
Falling computing costs has led to significant advancements in areas of computer science such as machine vision, speech recognition, and language translation, The Times noted.

Machine learning is useful for improving translation algorithms and semantic understanding and a favorite topic of Google co-founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page, according to Google.”

Facebook Email About Emails

So… OK, if you are a Facebookian, you probably got an email like me that said that Facebook was going to be sending less email. So, I got an email saying they would send less email. Isn’t that redundant? Just sayin’. So now, you should sent email to someone saying, “Hey, have you heard Facebook will be sending less email?” K.

The Green Lantern Movie Starts Today! It Will Be EPIC!!!

Green LanternYou MUST see this movie, it will radiate green epic-ness! GL has always been one of my MOST favorite super-heroes! MAN! I am SO looking forward to this movie! It looks like it will be true to the comic book story… and very science fiction-y as well! Coolness!

You know what I will be doing this weekend! (The GameMaster is stoked as well!) In fact, the whole family, including my wife, Belinda, is looking forward to this one… but then, we are all Sci-Fi, comic book geeks anyway! Still, this one looks very, very good to me!

“In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!”

Scientists Say “The Mars Base” is a Cosmic Ray Glitch!

Bio Station AlphaDog gone! And here I thought we had found the secret Mars Base! But no, it is cosmic rays! Sounds almost as much fun!

Science once again kills our dreams, claiming ‘Bio Station Alpha’ is cosmic ray glitch

“Well, that was fun while it lasted.

Science has come galloping up wagging its finger and telling us all to stop believing, because it already knows what ‘Bio Station Alpha’ is.

For those that believe US amateur astronomer David Martines, Bio Station Alpha is some kind of building on Mars made up of cylinders and appears to be painted red, white and blue.

He saw it on Google Earth’s Mars explorer and his video of the discovery is about to hit the one million mark on YouTube.

The object, according to Mr Martines, is ‘about 700 feet long and 150 feet wide’.

‘It’s very unusual in that it’s quite large,’ he said yesterday.

‘It could be a power station or it could be a biological containment or it could be a glorified garage. I hope it’s not a weapon.’

According to a planetary geologist at the Lunar and Planetary Lab at the University of Arizona, it isn’t.

Alfred McEwen, who is also the director of the Planetary Imaging Research Laboratory and therefore should know a bit about this type of thing, says it’s a — wait for it — glitch.

‘It looks like a linear streak artifact produced by a cosmic ray,’ he told Space.com, probably somewhat gleefully.

Cosmic energy from the stars can interfere with a camera’s image sensor, depositing electric charges in pixels. If it hits at the right angle, it can affect several pixels in a row, forming a bright streak.

When it’s converted to a JPEG, it smears out and looks pixellated.

Kind of like ‘cylinders’.

Ah. Boo.

But if you want to get angry at someone, save it for Google. According to Mr McEwen, they should know this and identify the source of such images — which could come from any number of orbiters or telescopes — for the rest of us trying to solve the mysteries of the universe.

‘I can’t tell whether this image was taken by Viking or what,’ he told Space.com.

‘The people at Google need to document what the heck they’re doing.’

Here’s part of what Martines said during the video:

This is a video of something I discovered on Google Mars quite by accident. I call it Bio-station Alpha, because I’m just assuming that something lives in it or has lived in it. It’s very unusual in that it’s quite large, it’s over 700 feet long and 150 feet wide, it looks like it’s a cylinder or made up of cylinders. It could be a power station or it could be a biological containment or it could be a glorified garage – hope it’s not a weapon. Whoever put it up there had a purpose I’m sure. I couldn’t imagine what the purpose was. I couldn’t imagine why anybody would want to live on Mars. It could be a way-station for weary space travelers. It could also belong to NASA, I don’t know that they would admit that. I don’t know if they could pull off such a project without all the people seeing all the material going up there. I sort of doubt NASA has anything to do with this. I don’t know if NASA even knows about this.

Yeah.

My question is: “Could all this just be a lame cover-up?” And, where is my tin-foil hat anyway?!?

Play Star Wars Tie Fighter from 1994 in Chrome

Star Wars Tie Fighter Game in ChromeCool Geek Culture! Now you can play an old DOS game from 1994 in the Chrome Browser or the Chrome OS! Nostalgia rules!

NaClBox – Star Wars Tie Fighter – 1994

“TIE Fighter, a 1994 space flight simulator/space combat computer game, is the sequel to Star Wars: X-Wing, and the first game of the series that puts the player on the side of the Galactic Empire.

A notable improvement is the flight engine, which supports Gouraud shading, an effect that makes curves and mass appear more realistic. There are many flight options added, like flight dialogues and messages, a message log, a list of objectives, ships’ status and behaviour, a three dimensional heads-up display, a sub-target system, and other improvements.”

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