What Have We Come To? Superman Renounces His American Citizenship!
Sigh. What a weird headline. I grew up with Superman. I blame DC Comics… and the commies. Dang.
“Superman is no longer an American. In ‘Action Comics’ new record-breaking 900th issue, the fictional iconic super hero renounces his U.S citizenship following a clash with the federal government. The Man of Steel, created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in 1938, has always been recognized as a devoted American warrior who constantly fought evil, but as of Thursday, he is no longer the country’s own to claim. No word yet if Superman will change his red and blue suit, or his longtime motto ‘truth, justice and the American way’ — but the landmark issue is certainly sparking controversy.”
Who’s next? Captain America? Oh yeah. He’s dead. Dang.