Real Meanings of Computer Acronyms

OK… these are kinda old (I can tell because DEC is in the list… among other things… but for you older geeks… check it out!)

PCMCIA => People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN => It Still Does Nothing
APPLE => Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM => I Blame Microsoft
DEC => Do Expect Cuts
CA => Constant Acquisitions
CD-ROM => Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 => Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI => System Can’t See It
DOS => Defunct Operating System
BASIC => Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
WWW => World Wide Wait

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