Microsoft Delays Microsoft Office 2007!

They’ve already delayed Vista, now it is MS-Office 2007. Is it just me, or is Microsoft suffering from it’s own software bloat issues?

MS-Office 2007 Delayed!

“Talk about getting your wires crossed. In the same week that Microsoft sounded the trumpets for the arrival of their online preview for Office 2007, they’re now announcing a shipping delay for the office suite. ‘Based on internal testing and the beta 2 feedback around product performance, we are revising our development schedule to deliver the 2007 system release by the end of year 2006, with broad general availability in early 2007,’ a Microsoft spokesperson told Ars Technica.”

Senate Committee Approves Bill That Threatens to Kill the Free Internet

It hasn’t been voted on in the full Senate yet, but a bill that may destroy the free Internet as we have come to know it, that had already passed the Congress, is now on a fast track to pass through the Senate. We are in for dark days ahead unless the Senate can be made to see that we all benefit from a free an open Internet that is not “faster” for some, and “slower” to the “backwaters” of Internet users that won’t be able to pay gouging prices to be “in the fast lane!”

BBC Article – “Open net calls fall on deaf ears”

“Internet campaigners have failed in a bid to prevent plans for a so-called ‘two-tier’ Internet from going ahead. A US Senate committee has approved a bill which aims to let internet service providers provide some customers – and companies – with preferential services. Under the plans, providers would be allowed to give customers faster Internet access for a fee. ‘Net neutrality’ campaigners have attacked the plan, saying there should be equal access for all web users. The critics argue that the wildfire growth of online services has been driven by the ability to deliver services to anyone.”

Here’s “Ask a Ninja” on Net Neutrality!

Ask a Ninja – Special on Internet Neutrality!

Dr. Bill “The Answer” Podcast! (#42)

Dr. Bill Podcast – 42 – (06/24/06)
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The ANSWER Podcast! Dr. Bill shares a recording of the revelation of THE ANSWER from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy! It is… 42! And, amazingly, this is the 42nd Podcast of Dr. Bill – The Computer Curmudgeon! Enjoy! More Geek Culture from Hitchhikers, the video of Marvin, The Paranoid Android! Here’s the link to the video:

Marvin, The Paranoid Android

Tech News: 86% of E-mail is Spam! Using Photoshop to get rid of those unslightly blemishes! A great tutorial! Will the last person leaving Microsoft turn off the lights? Great gag on the net! A Dell Laptop explodes! Check out the link in the Blog for photos! How to stop telemarketer’s predictive dialers! A neat tech tip to defeat the evil telemarketers! More Hitchhikers Geek Culture! Vote Zaphod Beeblebrox as President of the Galaxy… a video! Here’s the link to the video:

Zaphod for President!

If you see me hitchhiking across the galaxy, be sure to pick me up! See you next week!

Stop Telemarketers!

A cool techo-tip! Are you bothered by telemarketers with “auto-dialers?” Well, beat them at their own game!

How to Stop Telemarketer’s Predictive Dialers!

“Most Telemarketers use what is called Predictive Dialers, which are PCs with software that dials every number in a phone exchange until it gets ‘lucky.’ Now you can use their own technology against them, and it’s legal! Here is how their system works: the dialer calls your number, you answer, and you have probably notice the line appears dead after you said, ‘Hello.’ What their computer is doing is listening for a short burst of audio, your ‘HELLO,’ followed by a period of silence. With this heard, it will log your phone number as valid and transfer the call to an available telemarketer, the reason for the delay before someone comes on line… If you call a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service you will hear 3 short tones, ‘doo…dah…dee,’ thanks to Ma-Bell. Each time you Refresh this page you should hear, ‘doo…dah…dee.’ The actual frequency of these tones are 985.2 Hz, 1370.6 Hz, and 1776.7 Hz. Guess what the telemarketers’ software does when it detects these 3 tones at the beginning of your outgoing message? It thinks it has reached a line that is disconnected or is no longer in service. So, it disconnects and does not log your phone number as a working number. BINGO!”

Dell Laptop Explodes at Japanese Conference!

These pictures say it all! Whoa! It is a good thing no one was actually sitting in front of it, when it “went off!”

Dell Laptop Explodes in Flames!

“At a conference in Japan, a Dell laptop suddenly exploded into flames, and lucky for its owner the fiery blast occurred while the PC was sitting on a table and not in his lap. An onlooker reported that the notebook continued to burn, producing several more explosions over the course of about five minutes.”

Using Photoshop to Get Rid of Those Unslightly Blemishes!

This is a Photoshop tutorial that explains how to rid your photo’s subjects of those unslightly blemishes… it is also instructive that all those good looking ladies that you see in magazines, actually DON’T have perfect skin! (Makes us normal looking people feel better, anyway!)

Photoshop Tutorial – Achieving “Perfect Skin”

The author says, “Hello everyone! I thought I would put this tutorial together, as it seems every time I post an image that I have processed in this way, everyone wants to know how I did it. Rather than explain everytime, I thought I would give something back to the community and submit my own tutorial. I hope some of you out there find it useful.”

86% of E-mail is Spam!

A study tells us what we already suspected. 86% of everything running through our e-mail servers today is JUNK!

86% of E-mail is Spam

“‘Of the 25 billion messages we processed in May, an astounding 86 percent were malicious or spam,’ said Andrew Lochart, senior director of marketing for Postini, a messaging security firm based in San Carlos, Calif. As if that wasn’t enough of a headache for corporate IT departments, instant messaging spam soared by 500 percent last month, just as businesses are embracing the technology for customer communications, and increasing their own usage of IM by 138 percent.”

The “God Save the Internet” Edition of the Dr. Bill Podcast #41!

Dr. Bill Podcast – 41 – (06/17/06)
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Techpodcasts.com promo… check them out! Thanks to Scott Redmon for the header celebrating our Blog’s Anniversary! Geek Software of the Week: rcFTP! An FTP client for the typical “user” (a four letter word, I know) with installation instructions… FTP is now available for even the “user!” Dr. Bill explains what makes a “user” such a challenge! Microsoft as “Big Brother!” Microsoft has software on your computer that “phones home” with real data every single day! Fun with Microsoft Notepad to demonstrate the “lameness” of Microsoft software to those that have taken the oath and drunk the Koolaid! Bill Gates to retire. Enjoy, Bill! And no, the aliens haven’t replaced me! Help protect the Internet… preserve Net Neutrality! Dr. Bill plays the song by the “Broad Band” called “God Save the Internet!” Our Geek Culture of the Week for this week! Microsoft confirms that a Zero-Day attack is underway using Excel to confound a specific company! Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols has an article that posits that Bill Gate’s retirement may be an opportunity to move forward with Linux!

Does Gates’ Retirement Signal Linux’s Time to Move Ahead?

Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols seems to think so… he makes the case that Bill Gates is the driving personality behind Microsoft’s “win at all cost” attitude. With him gone, will M$ fade?

Is Gates’ retirement Linux’s chance?

Vaughan-Nichols says, “It was Gates’ vision and his win-at-any-cost drive that pushed Microsoft from being just one of many 1970s software companies to being the Godzilla of software. Anyone who has really looked at Microsoft’s rise knows it was Gates’ business tactics, and not the quality of Microsoft’s software, that made the company what it is today. Can it still be that company without him at the helm? I don’t see it. I don’t see it at all.”

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